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bitchy | Taylor Swift’s ‘The Life of a Showgirl’ is getting mostly positive reviews
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bitchy | Taylor Swift’s ‘The Life of a Showgirl’ is getting mostly positive reviews

by jummy84
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Taylor Swift’s The Life of a Showgirl is out now. The good news is that Taylor is a stand-alone industry and a monoculture, which means that everyone has an opinion on her life and her music. On Thursday, leaks of TLOAS were being widely circulated online, and the Swifties were already in the trenches and fighting with everyone. The thing is, 90% of the music industry is in awe of Taylor and fearful of her enormous power. Which probably explains why even though early listeners of TLOAS are disappointed, the mainstream media’s reviews of the album are glowing and extremely positive. Variety and Rolling Stone led the way in praising the album and calling it yet another perfect classic. The Guardian’s critic was more honest, and this is the review getting much more play, some highlights:

There are albums for which vast success seems preordained, and then there is The Life of a Showgirl. The podcast on which Taylor Swift announced the release of her 12th studio album – her fiance Travis Kelce’s ordinarily sports-focused New Heights – garnered half a billion views, breaking a record set by Donald Trump’s appearance on The Joe Rogan Experience in the process. A “launch event” film, featuring the kind of lyric videos and backstage footage that anyone else would release on YouTube, is instead set for a theatrical release in more than 100 countries: in the US alone, it sold $15m worth of tickets in 24 hours. The album itself has been pre-saved more than 5m times on Spotify, breaking another record in the process. “I’m immortal now,” Swift sings on the title track, which seems less like an extravagant boast than a statement of fact.

In contrast to last year’s The Tortured Poets Department – which by the time she’d finished releasing expanded editions and bonus tracks, was nearly two and half hours long – it offers a crisp 12 songs in 40 minutes. Her recent collaborators Jack Antonoff and Aaron Dessner are nowhere to be seen. Swift made The Life of a Showgirl in between Eras dates with Max Martin and Shellback, the Swedish duo who co-wrote and produced her most forthright pop bangers of the 2010s: Shake It Off, Blank Space, Don’t Blame Me, Bad Blood.

But anyone anticipating something similar from Showgirl is in for a shock: the fizzing electronic pop of Reputation and 1989 is conspicuously absent. Instead, its primary currency is breezy, easy-on-the-ear soft rock: acoustic guitars, misty synth tones, subtle orchestrations and breathy backing vocals. Wood’s laid-back take on disco recalls not the sweaty hedonism of the dancefloor but the late 70s moment where four-to-floor rhythms and chicken-scratch guitar temporarily invaded the oeuvres of west coast singer-songwriters.

More startling still is the distinct lack of undeniable hooks and nailed-on melodies. The songs are well turned, but in terms of genuinely memorable moments, Showgirl evinces just one killer chorus (Elizabeth Taylor), some impressively unexpected key changes on Wi$h Li$t and the authentically heart-tugging Ruin the Friendship, which finds Swift returning to her home town for the funeral of a high school boy she regrets not dating. There’s a fantastic chord sequence on Actually Romantic, but, alas, 37 years ago Frank Black wrote a very similar one for Where Is My Mind? by Pixies, a song you can literally sing along to Actually Romantic. The rest floats in one ear and out the other: not unpleasantly, but you might reasonably expect more given the amassed songwriting firepower behind it, and Swift’s claims of “keeping the bar really high”.

Cancelled! deals with the Kim-and-Kanye-adjacent controversies that beset Swift in 2015 and 2016, and Father Figure concerns former label boss Scott Borchetta, both in needless-to-say-I-had-the-last-laugh style. There are some spiky lines here and there – “you made a deal with this devil / turns out my dick’s bigger” snaps Father Figure – but they don’t really click. Perhaps that’s because Cancelled! and Father Figure revisit very well-trodden ground, while eviscerating a rival when you’re the world’s most successful pop star is, by default, punching down, even if she did apparently call you “boring Barbie” behind your back.

Then there’s Wood, a song that, metaphorically speaking, drunkenly clambers on a table in Wetherspoons pub with a skew-whiff bridal veil on its head and an L-plate around its neck and favours everyone in earshot with a loud paean to the size of her fiance’s penis, which it variously describes as his “magic wand”, his “redwood tree” and his “hard rock” (there is also a regrettable degree of punning on the word “cocky”). Of course, Swift is perfectly entitled to write about whatever she wants, TMI or not, but there’s no escaping the fact that comparing her partner’s knob to a magic wand constitutes weak writing from someone who made her name, at least in part, by being a sharper, wittier, more incisive lyricist than her peers.

In fairness, Wood is one clanging misstep on an album that isn’t terrible: it’s just nowhere near as good as it should be given Swift’s talents, and it leaves you wondering why. Perhaps romantic contentment simply writes whiter than vengeful post-breakup bitterness, or perhaps it wobbles your judgment. Perhaps it was rushed. Or perhaps its author was just exhausted, which would be entirely understandable. Even the immortal, it seems, sometimes need to take a break from pop’s constant churn and unceasing clamour for content.

[From The Guardian]

The fact that it’s not full of more revved-up songs is what surprised me, given the name of the album and Taylor’s return to working with Max Martin and Shellback. I was expecting upbeat pop bangers, and not… this. I also don’t understand Taylor’s need to churn out albums every year, especially when it certainly feels like she’s running out of good material. That’s the larger point though – Taylor’s in such rarefied air, she believes/knows that her fans will buy every single song, every album, every variant she sells, regardless of quality. Every artist makes dumb songs – very few artists release all of their dumb songs because they feel the need to churn out an annual album. I’m including some reactions below, and Taylor’s new IG post full of Showgirl pics.

Photos courtesy of Taylor Swift’s IG and screencaps courtesy of Magic FM.

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Taylor Swift’s The Life of a Showgirl Is All Dressed Up with Nowhere to Go: Review
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Taylor Swift’s The Life of a Showgirl Is Skin Deep: Review

by jummy84
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Taylor Swift has all the neuroticism of the deeply self-disciplined. Like Michael Jordan, she dominates her peers, charms when she wants to charm, and mostly hides1 the kind of competitive streak that nice people swerve to avoid. Her greatest gifts are her self- and social awarenesses — knowing which parts of her rare personality almost everyone can relate to.

But Swift also clearly needs the studio, in a way that few people who reached this level of fame have ever needed anything you can legally acquire. Still only 35-years-old, The Life of a Showgirl is her 12th studio album and the fifth in a five-year-span. Post-engagement, post-record-setting tour, and with no plans to tour again any time soon, The Life of a Showgirl unfolds like a breathless vent to a friend, with alternating spurts of warmth, nostalgia, anxious searching, and teeth-baring sneers.

Despite the backup dancer aesthetic — somewhere between the old Ziegfield Follies and 1995’s Showgirls — the songs acutely center life as a superstar. One of the better tunes is “Elizabeth Taylor,” an earnest expression of love cheekily framed around the eight-time-married icon.

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“That view of Portofino was on my mind when you called me at the Plaza Athénée,” she begins, “Ooh-ooh, oftentimes it doesn’t feel so glamorous to be me.” These are not the troubles of underpaid dancers sprinting backstage to their next quick change, but that’s showbiz, baby. The dramatic keys and grooving bass line (courtesy of ageless hitmakers Max Martin and Shellback) drape the earworm in old-school, pre-TikTok glam.

Unsurprisingly, Swift’s thoughts keep swooning back to her fiancé, future NFL Hall of Famer Travis Kelce. “Opalite” and “Wi$h Li$t” recall her Lover era, one with anxiety and the other with satire, both building to a fine but forgettable hook. On “Wood,” she takes a swing-and-a-miss at the kind of dirty ditties Amy Allen has been penning for Sabrina Carpenter. “Forgive me, it sounds cocky,” she sings, practically panting. “He ah-matized me and opened my еyes/ Redwood tree, it ain’t hard to see/ His love was thе key that opened my thighs.” Lyric-lovers won’t be impressed by some of these single-entendres, but remember, she’s not touring this one, and “Wood” was surely a hit for its audience of one.

At other times, she channels the same, uh, underdog energy that Travis Kelce claimed in February 2023, when he said nobody believed in the Kansas City Chiefs after the dynasty won its second Super Bowl. On “CANCELLED!,” music’s biggest superstar aligns herself with slandered outcasts, and with “Actually Romantic,” she unleashes an avalanche of pent-up resentment.2 Nobody is more mainstream than Taylor Swift, and these days when she punches, she can only go down. But there’s no denying the energy she brings to these tracks.

“CANCELLED!” is a foot-stomper with playful lyrics that sound better than they read. “Did you girlboss too close to the sun?” is delivered tongue-in-cheek; it’s memorable in the way that “Hurry up with my damn croissants” landed with a boom. And whole data centers will be devoted to the discourse around “Actually Romantic,” a diss over a familiar chord progression3 allegedly aimed at Charli XCX.

I heard you call me “Boring Barbie” when the coke’s got you brave
High-fived my ex and then you said you’re glad he ghosted me
Wrote me a song sayin’ it makes you sick to see my face
Some people might be offended

This is not supposed to be worked out on the remix, it’s more of a “Euphoria” burning of a bridge. And while Swift is no stranger to the kiss-off diss, “Actually Romantic” feels more than a bit indebted to the honesty in those other artist’s tracks  — “Dear John” had nowhere near this much bite. Some people may not like this side of Swift, but as she’s quick to point out, she doesn’t care. With a sarcastic vocal slide for the subject’s cocaine use, she seems to ask, how could you be so undisciplined, why would any person spend time on that?

Her experiments in provocative lyrics bring mixed results. “Father Figure” is one of the occasional Swift songs with male narrators, and this time the intention is menacing. She sings to a young person, possibly herself, possibly from the perspective of the man who bought her masters, Scooter Braun: “I’ll be your father figure/ I drink that brown liquor/ I can make deals with the devil because my dick’s bigger.” Martin and Shellback’s oil-slick production doesn’t serve the anger in the song, and not all of the barbs land. But it’s nicely warmed by six years of smoldering rage.

The rest of the project could have used more of that spite, or anything else with a bit of an edge. “Elder Daughter” suffers from a lack of specificity. She sings how, “Every eldest daughter/ Was the first lamb to the slaughter/ So we all dressed up as wolves and we looked fire,” grandiose and vague at the same time. It’s more of a meme than a mood, and it’s followed by “Ruin the Friendship,” pretty and sad and forgettable. It’s easy to imagine some vinyl users skipping early to disc two.

Closer “The Life of a Showgirl” is a surprisingly limp summary, with lyrics following Kitty who “Made her money being pretty and witty/ They gave her the keys to this city/ Then they said she didn’t do it legitly, oh!”

It’s a disappointing “oh!,” and it highlights a persistent problem. Some of Swift’s previous producers might have pushed for vocal takes with real pain in them, but in Martin and Shellback’s neat arrangement, she almost swallows the word. For an album called The Life of a Showgirl, there aren’t too many theatrics.

The chorus  of the title track presents a bland mystery — “You don’t know the life of a show girl/ And you’re never, ever gonna” — but not much that would help us care. In the end, the project gets lost in its own metaphor, with Swift playing a showgirl who’s playing Swift playing a showgirl — while none of them have a thing to say. Despite some irresistible melodies, the album fades to an unremarkable end.

The Life of a Showgirl promises vulnerability and occasionally delivers. But Swift can’t quite commit to the bit. She’s too famous, too successful, too Taylor Swift to either disappear into the character or let us hear her own dark thoughts. Too often, it’s only skin deep.

1 Deceptively edited or not, the Kardashian recording of her conversation with Kanye West showed off her knowledge of her own numbers, as well as her willingness to use those numbers to club Ye whenever he said something condescending

2 In this narrow way it is a little reminiscent of a certain political figure, but everyone will get mad if I say which one

3 The song uses a I vi III IV progression familiar from Pixies’ “Where Is My Mind?” and a bunch of other songs. Max Martin and Shellback are known for hooks you can’t get out of your head, not originality.

4 If she’s the Jordan of stadium ticket sales, Lorde and Charli XCX give off a Shaq and Charles Barkley buddy vibe. They’re not quite friends, but they’re fun together.

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bitchy | Is Taylor Swift’s ‘Actually Romantic’ about Charli XCX’s ‘Sympathy Is a Knife’?
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bitchy | Is Taylor Swift’s ‘Actually Romantic’ about Charli XCX’s ‘Sympathy Is a Knife’?

by jummy84
written by jummy84

Just like The Tortured Poets Department, Taylor Swift’s The Life of a Showgirl leaked online a few days before the album’s official release. People quickly became focused on one particular song, “Actually Romantic.” The first lines of the song: “I heard you call me “Boring Barbie”/when the coke’s got you brave/High-fived my ex and then you said you’re glad he ghosted me/Wrote me a song saying it makes you sick to see my face/Some people might be offended/But it’s actually sweet/All the time you’ve spent on me/It’s honestly wild/All the effort you’ve put in/It’s actually romantic.”

The backstory: Taylor used to date Matt Healy, the lead singer of The 1975. Charli XCX dated and is now married to George Daniel, drummer of The 1975. Charli and Taylor were around each other briefly because of that. Charli referenced that in the song “Sympathy Is a Knife” on her album Brat, which came out last year. The lyrics to “SIAK” include: “I don’t wanna share this space/I don’t wanna force a smile/This one girl taps my insecurities/Don’t know if it’s real or if I’m spiraling” and “’Cause I couldn’t even be her if I tried/I’m opposite, I’m on the other side.”

Charli’s song is about her own insecurities, and comparing herself unfavorably to Taylor. Charli’s message last year was very clear, and she even spelled it out in interviews and social media, that most of Brat was about not feeling good enough, comparing herself to other pop stars, and feeling societal pressure to both compete with other pop girls and be besties with other pop girls. And Taylor took that as a diss track and called Charli a cokehead. Is it possible that Taylor just… didn’t understand “SIAK”? Possibly. Is it also possible that Charli and Taylor had beef beyond “SIAK,” beef about Matt Healy? Probably. Charli is close to Healy’s fiancee, and I could absolutely see how Taylor is in her feelings about the Matt Healy of it all.

Incidentally, last year, Lorde understood the assignment. Lorde heard Charli’s “girl, so confusing” and she didn’t take it as a diss track or anything. Lorde immediately hopped on the remix, and it turned into the best song to come out of the Brat Era, with both Charli and Lorde owning their own insecurities and Lorde telling Charli that of course she still rides for her.

Updated to add Taylor’s new explanation for “Actually Romantic,” which is bonkers. Taylor really operates as if every single personshe encounters is obsessed with her.

Photos courtesy of Avalon Red, cover courtesy of TS.

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Who Is Taylor Swift's ‘Ruin the Friendship’ About? The Lyrics, Explained
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Who Is Taylor Swift’s ‘Ruin the Friendship’ About? The Lyrics, Explained

by jummy84
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Swifties also believe “Forever Winter,” in which she expresses concern for a close friend’s well-being, is about Lang.

Listen to “Ruin the Friendship” below:

Taylor Swift’s “Ruin the Friendship” lyrics in full

1st verse

Glistening grass from September rain
Grey overpass full of neon names
You drive (Mm-mm), eighty-five (Mm-mm)
Gallatin Road and the Lakeside Beach
Watching the game from your brother’s Jeep
Your smile (Mm-mm), miles wide

Chorus

And it was not an invitation
Should’ve kissed you anyway
Should’ve kissed you anyway
And it was not convenient, no
But your girlfriend was away
Should’ve kissed you anyway, hey

2nd verse

Shiny wood floors underneath my feet
Disco ball makes everything look cheap
Have fun (Mm-mm), it’s prom (Mm-mm)
Wilted corsage dangles from my wrist
Over his shoulder, I catch a glimpsе
And see (Mm-mm) you lookin’ at me

Chorus

And it was not an invitation
But as the 50 Cent song playеd (Song played)
Should’ve kissed you anyway (Anyway)
And it was not (It was not) convenient (Convenient), no
Would’ve been the best mistake
Should’ve kissed you anyway, hey

Refrain

Don’t make it awkward in second period
Might piss your ex off, lately we’ve been good
Staying friends is safe, doesn’t mean you should
Don’t make it awkward in second period
Might piss your ex off, lately we’ve been good
Staying friends is safe, doesn’t mean you should

Bridge

When I left school, I lost track of you
Abigail called me with the bad news
Goodbye, and we’ll never know why
It was not an invitation
But I flew home anyway
With so much left to say
It was not convenient, no
But I whispered at the grave
“Should’ve kissed you anyway”

Chorus

Oh, and it was not (It was not) an invitation (An invitation)
Should’ve kissed you anyway (Anyway)
Should’ve kissed you anyway (Anyway), anyway

Post-chorus

And it was not—
My advice is to always ruin the friendship
Better that than regret it for all time
Should’ve kissed you anyway
And my advice is to always answer the question
Better that than to ask it all your life
Should’ve kissed you anyway
Should’ve kissed you anyway

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New Music Friday October 3: Taylor Swift's The Life of a Showgirl
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New Music Friday October 3: Taylor Swift’s The Life of a Showgirl

by jummy84
written by jummy84

Happy New Music Friday! The weekend is here, which means Taylor Swift’s 12th studio album, The Life of a Showgirl, is finally here and ET has got it covered!

Taylor shared a series of behind the scenes photos when the album dropped and shared, “Tonight all these lives converge here. The mosaics of laughter and cocktails of tears where fraternal souls sing identical things and it’s beautiful. It’s rapturous. It is frightening. I can’t tell you how proud I am to share this with you, an album that just feels so right. A forever thank you goes out to my mentors and friends Max and Shellback for helping me paint this self portrait. If you thought the big show was wild, perhaps you should come and take a look behind the curtain…”

Taylor Swift

Earlier this week, Taylor celebrated good news with RIAA announcing that Taylor has become the first and only female artist in history to surpass 100 million RIAA Certified album units.

Also this week, Spotify celebrated Taylor’s new album by inviting fans into a 3-day immersive activation, “The Life of a Showgirl: A Spotify Experience,” in New York City ahead of the release. Fans were able to step into the life of a showgirl, capture photo moments, hunt for Easter eggs, and also got a first look at lyrics from the album. Today, Spotify announced Taylor’s album became its most streamed album in a single day in 2025 so far.

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Swifties will be celebrating Taylor’s new album this weekend with the release of TAYLOR SWIFT | THE OFFICIAL RELEASE PARTY OF A SHOWGIRL, which will be shown on thousands of movie theatre screens in the U.S. October 3 through October 5. Fans will see the exclusive world premiere of the music video for “The Fate of Ophelia,” along with behind the scenes footage from the music video shoot, brand new lyric videos, and Taylor’s never before seen personal reflections on songs from her new album. Get ready to dance as Taylor said, “Dancing is optional but very much encouraged.”

And we can’t forget about all the different vinyl editions. Taylor shared that she was so happy with her photo shoot and wanted her fans to have as many images from this album era. She chose a high gloss finish which she has never before and wanted this album to feel really luxurious. Taylor said, “The vinyl packaging, the CD packaging, the photographs, the photo cards, it’s all just something I’m very proud of and it took a lot of time to put together, a lot of concentration, a lot of organization but hopefully it pays off, I hope the fans are happy.”

For her 12th album, Taylor reunited with producers Max Martin and Shellback and delivered twelve “bangers” as she called them during her “New Heights” appearance in August. She shared, “This is the record I’ve been wanting to make for a very long time.” Now, let’s break down some of our favorite lyrics!

“The Fate of Ophelia”
Taylor references Ophelia from Shakespeare’s “Hamlet” but instead of a tragic fate, she was saved. She told Hit Radio that she has a fixation on Shakespeare characters and that this is a love song she is proud of. Travis also dropped an Easter egg from his post back in July when he wrote “Had some adventures this offseason, kept it 100.”

And if you’d never come for me
I might’ve drowned in the melancholy
I sore my loyal to me, myself and I
Right before you lit my sky up

You dug me out of my grave and saved my heart from the fate of Ophelia
Keep it 100 on the land, the sea, the sky

“Elizabeth Taylor”
Oftentimes it doesn’t feel so glamorous to be me
All the right guys promised they’d stay
Under bright lights, they withered away but you bloom
Portofino was on my mind
And I think you know why

“Opalite”
Travis shared on “New Heights” that this is his favorite song on the album which Taylor confirmed during her Capital Breakfast interview. She explained that opal is Travis’ birth stone and she has always loved that stone. She told Hits Radio that this song was so fun to write and how we think certain moments in our lives are major setbacks but actually catapult you forward in growth, wisdom and perspective.

I had a bad habit of missing lovers past
My brother used to call it eating out of the trash

It’s alright
You were dancing through the lightning strikes
Sleepless in the onyx night
But now the sky is opalite
Oh oh oh oh my Lord
Never met no one like you before
You had to make your own sunshine
But now the sky is opalite

“Father Figure”
Taylor interpolated George Michael’s “Father Figure” into her song. George Michael Entertainment thanked Taylor for including George in such a special moment. During her BBC Radio 1 interview, Taylor said this song was fun to write and is proud of the line I can make deals with the devil because my d*ck’s bigger and she also told Magic Radio that she wrote this song in character.

“Eldest Daughter”
But I’m never gonna let you down
I’m never gonna leave you out
So many traitors, smooth operators
But I’m never gonna break that vow
I’m never gonna leave you now

“Ruin The Friendship”
This is not about a broken friendship but about a loved one she lost in high school. She shares regret for not pursuing her friend at the time.

Would’ve been the best mistake
Should’ve kissed you anyway

When I left school, I lost track of you
Abigail called me with the bad news
Goodbye and we’ll never know why

“Actually Romantic”
Wrote me a song saying it makes you sick to see my face
Some people might be offended
But it’s actually sweet all the time you’ve spent on me
It’s honestly wild all the effort you’ve put int
It’s actually romantic

“Wi$h Li$t”
Taylor confirmed this might be her favorite song! She told Heart Breakfast that this was the last song she made for the album — it is a dreamy and romantic song and details things people aspire to have in their lives and she shares what she would want like wanting to settle down and start a family! When asked if she thinks she achieved the line bring me a best friend who I think is hot, Taylor said “100%! Look what I got!” and held up her engagement ring to the hosts.
I made wishes on all the stars, God please bring me a best friend who I think is hot. Thought I had it once, twice, but I did not. 

I just want you
Have a couple kids, got the whole block lookin’ like you

Got me dreamin’ ’bout a driveway with a basketball hoop
Boss up, settle down, got a wish list
I just want you

“Wood”
All of that bitchin’ wishing on a falling star
Never did me any good
I ain’t got to knock on wood
It’s you and me forever dancin’ in the dark
All over me, it’s understood
I ain’t got to knock on wood

Forgive me, it sounds cocky
He ah-matized me and opened my eyes
Redwood tree, it ain’t hard to see
His love was the key that opened my thighs

“CANCELLED!”
Good thing I like my friends cancelled
I like them cloaked in Gucci and in scandal
Like my whiskey sour and poison thorny flowers
Welcome to my underworld where it gets quite dark
At least you know exactly who your friends are
They’re the ones with matching scars

“Honey”
You can call me honey if you want because I’m the one you want
You give it different meaning because you mean it when you talk

“The Life of a Showgirl” featuring Sabrina Carpenter
Taylor opened about this song during her Magic Radio interview about how the song is about meeting one of your idols who warns you against following in their footsteps because they want to be honest of how hard this industry is, but you do it anyway. She also opened up about how she was physically exhausted during the Eras Tour and needed to be emotionally and mentally stimulated, which led her to start writing this new album.

I’d sell my soul to have a taste of a magnificent life
That’s all mine but that’s not what showgirls get, they leave us for dead

The Life of a Showgirl – Taylor Swift
Stream it now: Apple / Spotify

 

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5 Takeaways From Taylor Swift’s New Album The Life of a Showgirl
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5 Takeaways From Taylor Swift’s New Album The Life of a Showgirl

by jummy84
written by jummy84

For a minute, it felt as if Taylor Swift was about to embark on her own Never Ending Tour. It’s more fair to say Swift is on something closer to a perpetual victory lap. Beyond the Eras Tour grossing over $2 billion in sales, she scored a record-breaking fourth Grammy for Album of the Year, dropped an exposé of a double album, and reacquired the masters to her first six albums after nearly completing the Taylor’s Version project (note: this is just recounting the major points of last year). Each new Taylor Swift record means a new cultural movement, more records to be broken, and, perhaps most integral, a batch of songs to contextualize in the Swiftian canon.

So give a warm welcome to The Life of a Showgirl, Swift’s 12th studio album, which foils The Tortured Poets Department in a few major ways. For one, it’s a tight 12-track run compared to the colossal 31-track of TTPD. Max Martin and Shellback—reuniting with Swift for their first new body of work together since 2017’s Reputation—produced and wrote the entire record with her. And The Life of a Showgirl finds Swift on cloud 9, swooning over her future with a fiancé and her present, infinite success. Here are 5 takeaways from the album.

The Tortured Playwrights Department

Turns out the chairman of the Tortured Poets Department is hosting a playwriting seminar, and the Bard’s tragedy Hamlet is required reading. The Life of a Showgirl opens with “The Fate of Ophelia,” where Swift recounts the major facets of the presumed bride of the Prince of Denmark. Ophelia is driven to madness after the murder of her father and flaky romantic advances from Hamlet, and before long, takes her own life. The Hamlet of Swift’s world possesses much more agency than the original; here, he is no longer cowardly and immobile, but honest about his infatuation with Ophelia and sweeps her off her feet. “And if you’d never come for me,” Swift declares, with the bass pulsing like a racing heart, “I might’ve lingered in purgatory.” It’s easy to see why she’s drawn to revise Ophelia’s ending (she does love giving a few notes to William Shakespeare), especially as Showgirl’s love songs are entranced with her soon-to-be husband, Travis Kelce. Call it her honeymoon era.

Cell Block Taylor

OK, let’s talk about it: “Actually Romantic” is already believed to be about club rat turned worldwide phenomenon Charli XCX, whose song “Sympathy is a knife” was a public blood-letting of her deepest insecurities as a 30-something female pop star; when she spots a certain singer backstage, she detests her, then feels guilty for the vitriol and jealousy pumping through her veins. Out of the gate, “Actually Romantic” is in your face with its barbs. Swift calls her a cowardly cokehead, a yipping lapdog, and maims XCX’s now-husband George Daniel (“How many times has your boyfriend said, ‘Why are we always talking ’bout her?’”). I almost expected Swift to recall a line from Mean Girls when she feigns flattery from the lopsided feud.

You could categorize most of Swift’s discography into different emotions or subjects, and this song will be filed under the Vindictive Diss Tracks label. Unlike Swift’s biggest enemies (slimy businessmen looking to make a buck, those complicit of the Swift–West 2016-17 crisis), “Actually Romantic” is reminiscent of Swift’s earliest revenge songs, where she was too caught up in her anger to see straight. It’s a far cry from the Taylor who revised a lyric on Speak Now (Taylor’s Version) for fear of being labeled as slut-shaming and anti-feminist.

So High School

This is what Swift said to GQ about her tour in 2015: “I’ve just been onstage for two hours, talking to 60,000 people about my feelings… When I get home, there is not one part of me that wishes I was around other people.” So while The Life of a Showgirl gives a glimpse behind the curtain of being the biggest pop star in the world, the album is less about the rush of being on stage than the desire for a simple life. Swift dreams up a white picket fence life on “Wi$h Li$t,” complete with gaggles of children playing house together, while “Ruin the Friendship” imagines a teenage Swift too stunned to make a move on a boy she’s crushing on; it ends with her at his funeral, reminiscent of the frosty Red (Taylor’s Version) track “Forever Winter.” Most major celebrities or pop artists will tell you their lives are spent in a glass cage, and yearn for mundanity as much as some pine for fame. In Taylor’s words on the record’s rapturous finale, “You don’t know the life of a showgirl, babe, and you’re never gonna wanna.”

That’s How You Get the Girl

On the Midnights opener “Lavender Haze,” Swift brushed off an enduring question regarding her former, long-term partner: When are you two finally going to tie the knot? Despite the song’s cool confidence, it was obvious she was exhausted by this query, and maybe her stance on matrimony had begun to shift. Swift and Kelce announced their engagement a few weeks after the album’s announcement, and Swift’s adoration for the Kansas City Chiefs player (Killa Trav if you’re nasty) bleeds into a trio of tracks on The Life of a Showgirl. What were once sour memories of barroom condescension now taste like sugar water; “Gave it a different meaning ’cause you mean it” she chirps on “Honey.” Taking notes from the Carpenter Songbook, she goes on a double entendre bonanza on “Wood,” where in one breath proclaims knowing Kelce’s the one, and in the next, name-drops his podcast to describe his, erm, virility (“New Heights of manhood”). Only time will tell if the basketball hoop in “Wi$h Li$t” will join the red scarf, a rickety screen door, and a downtown bar as canonical motifs of love in the Swiftiverse.

Swiftian Semantics

  • “Your thoughtless ambition sparked the ignition/On foolish decisions which lead to misguided visions” (“Father Figure”)
  • “I have been afflicted by a terminal uniqueness/I’ve been dying just from trying to seem cool” (“Eldest Daughter”)
  • “Glistening grass from September rain/Gray overpass full of neon names” (“Ruin the Friendship”)
  • “Now they’ve broken you like they’ve broken me/But a shattered glass is a lot more sharp” (“Cancelled!”)
  • “Buy the paint in the color of your eyes and graffiti my whole damn life” (“Honey”)
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Is Taylor Swift's ‘Actually Romantic’ About Charli XCX? An Investigation
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Is Taylor Swift’s ‘Actually Romantic’ About Charli XCX? An Investigation

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According to Swifties, The Life of a Showgirl proves Taylor Swift did not miss the so-called “diss track” on last summer’s hit Charli XCX album, Brat.

I put diss track in quotes, because the 33-year-old British singer put out a PSA to fans that none of the album’s songs (aside from “Von Dutch”) fit into that category. “They’re really just about how it’s so complicated being an artist, especially a female artist, where you are pitted against your peers and also expected to be best friends with every single person constantly, when if you’re not, you’re deemed a bad feminist,” she said in a TikTok video in May 2024, adding, “That, to me is just like, such an unrealistic expectation.”

She continued, “These songs are kind of about how as a woman, as an artist, some days you can feel on top of the world, some days you can feel unbelievably insecure, other days you can feel highly competitive. Sometimes you can feel like literal trash. And it’s really emotional and it’s complicated to deal with, and we’re not supposed to talk about it, but these songs do talk about it. And I’ll probably chastised about it, but whatever, it’s reality.”

Following the release of Brat, Swift praised Charli in a Vulture profile while making no mention of the track fueling feud rumors, “Sympathy Is a Knife.”

Now, fans believe she was saving her thoughts for The Life of a Showgirl. On October 1, the lyrics to “Actually Romantic” made their way online ahead of the album’s official release, and fans didn’t wait for confirmation before starting to connect the dots.

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George Michael Estate Praises Taylor Swift's 'Father Figure'
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George Michael Estate Praises Taylor Swift’s ‘Father Figure’

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As Taylor Swift launches her showgirl era, she’s paying tribute to another great musician also known for pushing boundaries in his career.

George Michael‘s estate recently teased Swift’s update of the late artist’s 1987 hit ‘Father Figure’ as “such a special moment,” appearing on the 14x Grammy-winning artist’s upcoming 12th studio album The Life of a Showgirl, which debuts Friday.

“We were delighted when Taylor Swift and her team approached us earlier this year about incorporating an interpolation of George Michael’s classic song ‘Father Figure’ into a brand new song of the same title to be featured on her forthcoming album,” George Michael Entertainment shared in a statement on Facebook.

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“When we heard the track we had no hesitation in agreeing to this association between two great artists and we know George would have felt the same,” the estate continued. “George Michel Entertainment wishes Taylor every success with The Life of a Showgirl and ‘Father Figure’.”

In August, Swift announced The Life of a Showgirl as her next album. Deadline later exclusively reported that AMC had secured an Oct. 3-5 release for the album’s accompanying film of the same name.

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Michael died at age 53 on Christmas morning in 2016 of natural causes, suffering from an enlarged heart and fatty liver disease.

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Taylor Swift's Speech At Selena Gomez's Wedding: A Beautiful Tribute To Friendship | Glamsham.com
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Taylor Swift’s Speech At Selena Gomez’s Wedding: A Beautiful Tribute To Friendship | Glamsham.com

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Taylor Swift recently delivered an emotional and sincere speech at Selena Gomez’s party with Benny Blanco, a lovely moment in the 17-year friendship the two share. Entertainment Tonight states that it was revealed by an insider that Swift’s toast was “pretty long” and very personal, full of inside jokes and memories that they shared and revealed the extent of their friendship.

Us Weekly wrote that Swift looked back on Gomez’s path from heartbreak to healing, remembering instances where she’d seen Selena “crying on the floor” when her relationships fell apart. She put those sad scenes in contrast to the happiness Gomez has discovered with Benny Blanco, referring to it as “a best friend’s dream” to see such joy. Her words were an endearing sketch of two friends who have been through the ups and downs of life together.

The Daily Mail reported that Swift’s heartfelt speech had many of the guests, including Gomez, crying. She explained how their friendship has always been deeper than just a superficial friendship, labeling their bond as sisters rather than friends. Swift noted how they’ve always been there for each other even in personal and professional issues.

With a dash of humor, Swift playfully teased her own betrothal to NFL player Travis Kelce, quipping that Gomez had “beaten her to the altar.” She went on to commend Benny Blanco, referring to him as “the most perfect person” for Selena and adding, “It isn’t luck that they found each other, it’s love.”

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Swift’s toast was not just a tribute to Gomez’s new chapter, but also an ode to their long-standing friendship. It was a mix of heartfelt reminiscences, sisterly love, and playful teasing, and was generously billed as one of the highlights of the celebration. Since then, the singer has been applauded by fans for once again proving that her friendship with Gomez is one of the closest and most revered in Hollywood.

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Taylor Swift’s Jaw-Dropping Rs 24 Lakh Ring Steals The Show On ‘The Life Of A Showgirl’ Album Cover | Glamsham.com
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Taylor Swift’s Jaw-Dropping Rs 24 Lakh Ring Steals The Show On ‘The Life Of A Showgirl’ Album Cover | Glamsham.com

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Taylor Swift is once again turning heads — not just with her music, but with her dazzling accessories. The cover of her upcoming 12th studio album, The Life of a Showgirl, has created a major buzz, particularly for the singer’s breathtaking jewellery. Fans are especially mesmerized by the massive gemstone ring she flaunts in the promotional shoot.

Shot by renowned photographers Mert Alas and Marcus Piggott, the album cover captures Swift in full showgirl glam. Dressed in bejewelled lingerie, feathers, and diamonds, she channels old-Hollywood glamour with a modern twist. On Wednesday, Swift released a new promotional image for Target’s exclusive The Life of a Showgirl: The Crowd is Your King Edition on Summertime Spritz Pink Shimmer Vinyl. In it, she dons a blush pink corset embellished with gemstones, paired with netted stockings. Her headpiece — a lavish arrangement of feathers and rhinestones — adds to the theatrical flair. But the centerpiece of the look? A stunning rose gold ring.

According to Kallati, a fine jewellery brand, the 14K rose gold ring features a 35-carat sapphire and a 1-carat diamond, valued at an impressive $27,120 (approximately ₹24 lakh). It perfectly complements the opulent theme of the album.

Set to release on October 3, The Life of a Showgirl is a vibrant departure from the melancholic tones of her previous album, The Tortured Poets Department. Speaking on the New Heights podcast hosted by Travis and Jason Kelce, Swift shared that the album was inspired by the whirlwind experience of her Eras Tour, describing it as “glamorous, chaotic, and alive.”

Also Read: Taylor Swift Spotted at Selena Gomez’s Secret Wedding – Under an Umbrella

The 12-track album features songs like “The Fate of Ophelia,” “Elizabeth Taylor,” and “Ruin the Friendship.” The title track, The Life of a Showgirl, includes a collaboration with Sabrina Carpenter, promising a mix of theatrical storytelling and bold pop flair.

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