celebpeek
  • Home
  • Bollywood
  • Hollywood
  • Lifestyle
  • Fashion
celebpeek
  • Music
  • Celebrity News
  • Events
  • TV & Streaming
Home » barely
Tag:

barely

sombr: I Barely Know Her Album Review
Music

sombr: I Barely Know Her Album Review

by jummy84 October 4, 2025
written by jummy84

He also has pretty solid pop instincts. It’s easy to appreciate his way with a hook, and his vocal range remains impressive beneath all the effects. You might wonder if a Tobias Jesso Jr.-style future writing for other artists is in the cards. Plus, he’s surrounded by talented people: An album with Prince’s guitarist Wendy Melvoin on several songs and Shawn Everett on the mix is guaranteed to groove and sparkle in all the right ways. Unlike his peers who let their voices dissolve into the background, sombr is up front to the point of a jumpscare on opener “Crushing,” where he announces his presence with overdriven Julian Casablancas-indebted saturation. The polyphonic choruses of “We Never Dated” and “Back to Friends” lend some weight to breathless early comparisons to Brian Wilson.

A problem is that sombr’s lyrics have this strange attitude towards women (in awe of, in fear of) that lands him closer to “Smart Girls” than “God Only Knows.” There’s now a Hot 100 hit with this lyric: “I don’t want the children of another man to have the eyes of the girl I won’t forget.” That line caught on for a reason, if not a good one, and it’s indicative of how the breakup songs are just slightly too mean-spirited to give him the benefit of the doubt. In “Come Closer,” he’s falling over himself for a femme fatale, saying, “You’re the only one I want/And I ain’t one of your pawns.” He’s more enjoyable with endearingly corny wordplay like “I miss the days when we were crushing on each other/Now you’re just crushing my soul, my lover.” But this trick also has its limits, getting overly cute on songs like the shuffle “Dime” (“You’re a ten and I’m a man that needs a dime”) and reaching unintentional humor when repurposing the famous line from Brokeback Mountain on “I Wish I Knew How to Quit You.”

A pair of songs break from the yearncore formula and lean into pure melodrama, and they’re the most promising. Current hit “12 to 12” recalls Brandon Flowers’ gloriously histrionic 2015 solo record The Desired Effect, reviving nu-disco by sheer force of will and a swaggering vocal performance. The playful ’80s synths suggest someone leaning all the way into campiness, a surprisingly good fit for an artist who can come off suspiciously sincere. The other highlight is closer “Under the Mat,” where he amplifies a heartbreak to epic Springsteen levels. There are still clunkers like the worryingly vague line “She and I didn’t see eye to eye on politics and such,” but when sombr and his lovr are moving into a shoebox apartment, it’s hard not to root for them. Instead of hammering in the point of a relationship that fell apart, this time he’s interested in examining why it fell apart. As much as they loved one another, these two simply couldn’t overcome their differences. She was a suburban girl. He was a city boy. And no, sombr can’t make it any more obvious.

All products featured on Pitchfork are independently selected by our editors. However, when you buy something through our retail links, we may earn an affiliate commission.

October 4, 2025 0 comments
0 FacebookTwitterPinterestEmail
bitchy | Dean Cain, 59, could barely limp his way through the ICE training obstacle course
Celebrity News

bitchy | Dean Cain, 59, could barely limp his way through the ICE training obstacle course

by jummy84 August 25, 2025
written by jummy84

It’s a big competition to find the most chilling or infuriating piece of news about the Trump administration. For my money, one of the biggest candidates for “the worst thing about this whole sh-tshow” is that Congress gave ICE $76.5 BILLION in “new money,” with $30 billion for new staff. Taxpayers are now paying for a ramped-up, mercenary-lite faux-police force with little training and broad authority to arrest, abuse and detain people at will. With this new funding, ICE has loosened their restrictions on who can join. They’re now accepting applications from 18-year-olds with no experience and wingnut actors in their 50s. Speaking of, Dean Cain made a big deal, several weeks ago, about how he applied to be an ICE agent. Someone published Cain trying to go through an ICE-training obstacle course and… well… it did not go well for the 59-year-old.

First of all, if this was just some random 59-year-old guy doing a random obstacle course, I would not judge this. I wouldn’t care at all! It’s specific to this guy and this obstacle course. Dude thought he was signing up to be a big SS officer with a gun, rounding up minorities, and he can barely crawl through a pipe.

It’s been more than a quarter-century since Dean Cain played the Man of Steel—and it shows. The 59-year-old actor has begun his training to become an “honorary” ICE officer after signing up earlier this month as part of the agency’s massive recruitment drive, and Fox News was there to witness his efforts. In a Saturday morning segment on Fox & Friends, correspondent Alexis McAdams interviewed Cain at an ICE training facility in Brunswick, Georgia, about his decision to join ICE. Cain explained to McAdams that he joined because he “stand[s] with our law enforcement.”

”People don’t realize, they think that ICE is this horrible, nefarious group and they’re not—they’re phenomenal people,” he said.

The segment then cut to footage of Cain struggling to make his way through an obstacle course that took him over a wall, through a tunnel and required him to drag a dummy around. He was also filmed firing guns at a shooting range alongside acting ICE director Todd Lyons, who previously expressed a desire for turning the deportation process into something ”like [Amazon] Prime, but with human beings.”

Commenters on social media were quick to highlight Cain’s lack of prowess on the course, with one person noting, “So they can literally just easily run from this dude and not get caught. Cool.” Another asked if the video was slowed down, while someone else said that the footage proved Cain never did his own stunts. ”It’s kinda like watching a dog agility show but with a senior dog near death that attempts the course to the sympathetic applause from the audience,” one X user said.

[From The Daily Beast]

The Fox News banner is like “look, Superman joined ICE!” And it’s just some out-of-shape has-been who desperately needs a knee brace, a couple of anti-inflammatory pills and some Icy Hot. About the whole Superman thing… again, Superman is an immigrant. He “came” to America illegally, in a spaceship or whatever. The “actual” Superman would not join ICE.

Photos courtesy of Avalon Red.

91st Hollywood Christmas Parade on Hollywood Boulevard on November 26, 2023 in Los Angeles, CA,Image: 909518282, License: Rights-managed, Restrictions: , Model Release: no, Pictured: Dean Cain, Credit line: Nicky Nelson/Wenn/Avalon
91st Hollywood Christmas Parade on Hollywood Boulevard on November 26, 2023 in Los Angeles, CA,Image: 909603130, License: Rights-managed, Restrictions: , Model Release: no, Pictured: Dean Cain, Credit line: Nicky Nelson/Wenn/Avalon
Little Angels Premiere at Regency Theater Calabasas on June 4, 2025 in Calabasas, CA,Image: 1008761729, License: Rights-managed, Restrictions: , Model Release: no, Pictured: Dean Cain, Credit line: Nicky Nelson/Wenn/Avalon


Little Angels Premiere at Regency Theater Calabasas on June 4, 2025 in Calabasas, CA,Image: 1008761786, License: Rights-managed, Restrictions: , Model Release: no, Pictured: Dean Cain, Credit line: Nicky Nelson/Wenn/Avalon


August 25, 2025 0 comments
0 FacebookTwitterPinterestEmail

Social Connect

Facebook Twitter Instagram Pinterest Youtube Snapchat

Recent Posts

  • 2009 feels like a whole other world away

  • Watch Ariana Grande and Jimmy Fallon Perform a History of Duets

  • Spotify’s Joe Hadley Talks ARIA Awards Partnership

  • Nick Offerman Announces 2026 “Big Woodchuck” Book Tour Dates

  • Snapped: Above & Beyond (A Photo Essay)

Newsletter

Subscribe my Newsletter for new blog posts, tips & new photos. Let's stay updated!

Categories

  • Bollywood (1,929)
  • Celebrity News (2,000)
  • Events (267)
  • Fashion (1,605)
  • Hollywood (1,020)
  • Lifestyle (890)
  • Music (2,002)
  • TV & Streaming (1,857)

Recent Posts

  • Shushu/Tong Shanghai Fall 2026 Collection

  • Here’s What Model Taylor Hill Is Buying Now

  • Julietta Is Hiring An Assistant Office Coordinator In Dumbo, Brooklyn, NY (In-Office)

Editors’ Picks

  • 2009 feels like a whole other world away

  • Watch Ariana Grande and Jimmy Fallon Perform a History of Duets

  • Spotify’s Joe Hadley Talks ARIA Awards Partnership

Latest Style

  • ‘Steal This Story, Please’ Review: Amy Goodman Documentary

  • Hulu Passes on La LA Anthony, Kim Kardashian Pilot ‘Group Chat’

  • Hannah Einbinder Slams AI Creators As “Losers”

  • Facebook
  • Twitter

@2020 - celebpeek. Designed and Developed by Pro


Back To Top
celebpeek
  • Home
  • Bollywood
  • Hollywood
  • Lifestyle
  • Fashion
celebpeek
  • Music
  • Celebrity News
  • Events
  • TV & Streaming